Thanks for your patience readers. I am back from hiatus.
Taylor Swift, You Wrong! Two is not better than one.
Lets be real the dual for the hot seat and the subjection to weeks of men doing things for the “right reason” has nothing to do with the fact that Chris Harrison didn’t know how to split the vote between the men in the casting call equally liking Britt vs Kaitlyn. Bachelorette seasons never get strong ratings in comparison to the Bachelor.
Last Bachelorette Andi had worse ratings that the degrading latin lover Juan Pabs.
Even at Juan Pablos lowest moment after speaking poorly of gay men had episode ratings with 2.3 million more viewers.
I mean let’s be honest, I don’t (and I hope most of you reading apply here) watch the show to see a bunch of men fight for 1 woman’s attention. The girl drama is where all the meat and train crashing occurs. Episode one and two for the Bachelorette are typically the best until they kick off the drunk assholes. Which already happened in part 1 of a seriously unnecessary 2 part premier.
Sean Lowe I’m sorry I’m not sorry you are disgusted with this and find it super degrading.
Chris Harrison and ABC have to do what they do best, create fabricated love stories with enough drama to keep ratings high. After all folks it is a business….do you think ABC really is ok with forking up the bill to fairytale seasons with no drama year after year?! We all want more helicopter rides and less overnight trips to Bakersfield, no? It’s this or finding out that The Bachelor now has a go fund me page.
Real love here fabricated by ABC producers, 1800flowers and Neil Lane!
Ok so remember that one time I compared Kaitlyn to Crazy Eyes and Britt a Hollywood whore looking for her next break? Awkward moment but here we are.
Now that being said…off with her head! Britt needs to go. You know that girl in high school you hated for no apparent reason and felt like a bad person for thinking such cruel things about a person?! Yeah….
And now some of the most memorable moments before we enter yet another possibly dull Dorfman season.
Before Tuesday night I’m like
Tonight’s episode minute 1: I’m like when I hear my neighbors across the street in their living room hollering and clapping at a good play that just happened watching Sunday football.
Going back to all the hate and degrading comments about having 2 women…don’t doubt men too much. A pretty face only speaks so much. Class prevails. And Kaitlyn is one class act with the mouth of a sailor. Love!
Picking my top 3 is harder this go around with most of my attention last night on which woman would prevail. The guesses of who will go and stay were based on last nights show to honor my tradition of unsolicited wins of finding the real love.
Men that will get the insta-cut or the 3 day grace period to have some PC class.
Jonathan + a kid and King Koopah Yes I know this is F’d but it’s the truth.
Ian has a chance because he has a sad story…but also because I actually think I might like this guy.
Joshua maybe will maybe won’t make it. If it were Britt, 100% no. What goes against him is his Farmer Chris hometown… Which also really begs the question: Where is ABC recruiting men from that they can’t ever find people from real cities with a population of 2 traffic lights +?!
Josh (Not Joshua) Mr “I’m waiting for my final curtain call” when really he is the man behind the curtain. If you don’t get my reference urban dictionary this bad joke.
Jared will not have a chance until he brushes or cuts his hair….and maybe he gets a real grown up job. But after seeing the preview for rest of season baffled by how far it looks like he will make it.
Shawn E – Sorry dude. Nobody likes a wet noodle. But 10 points for creativity.
Clint and David– wait who are you and where did you come from in part 2?
Best Match: Match that should be made post production: Onion Girl and Plant Whisperer, Tony
Cupcake Chris seriously …. amazing
Best Comments: All horned up. Need I say more?
Men to be on the lookout for / top picks:
Could Ben H be our dark horse this season?
She wants to puck JJ for sure!
Shawn B if she can get past the sex appeal and touching in the first 5 mins…but hey who am I to talk.
What I’m most excited for in the upcoming episodes!? Amy Schumers guest appearance!!
Oh and one cool tid bit…the hotel Brady gets dropped off at to meet Britt is the hotel that got me started in my career and my first real big girl job. So crazy but cool to see that. That’s all.
Ok on that note. Time to get a life until next Monday.